I have decided I want to make my own World Cup song. Everyone else does them, they're pretty much all naff, and I am good at being naff, so I want to do it.

It's a bit late for this year's World Cup, but come back here in 4 years time and see what I've come up with. If Diaryland is still around. I will make something for Andrew and dazzle him into keeping it up. Or become rich and give him the money to run it.

I like Andrew.

Noodle Miss Noodle. I have some things. She wants me to paint some things, but she is me when I am here, so I'm confused because I'm here now. I will not think about it. I will paint.