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16th of February, 2006 | 10:53 p.m.

So here's the plan. I'm going to perfect my James Blunt impression. I will create a TV comedy programme of impressions. By the time anyone notices that the only impression I ever do is of James Blunt I will already have a few DVD box sets out, will have written my autobiography titled "You're Beautiful", will have made an exercise video and been the star of my own reality show on MTV. I will be rich.

I haven't decided what I want to do after that. Maybe Zelda: Twilight Princess will have finally been released by then.