Who knew that what I needed in my life is a dream like cover of Material Girl sung by Taylor Hanson? Me, probably, because that sounds exactly like something I would ask for. Not because I have any kind of musical sense, but because I want Taylor Hanson to sing everything.

I saw him once in a bar in Glasgow and a closer thing to an angel on earth there has never been. It was then that I understood transcendence. Then I got stuck in Preston.