|18th of November, 2005 | 12:14 a.m.
Diaryland, Diaryland, you are not a fiery land. I want some... thing. Treats. Feets?
It is this time of year. Soon it will be February. Perhaps I'll pop along to America. I've been thinking about Atlanta. I think other people should go to Atlanta, too. I also think they should come to England so I can show them around. I enjoyed doing that last weekend. Here be dragons.